Mondays

Have you ever vacuumed the entire house and go to empty the dirt cup and *gasp* awwww maaan, it's empty! Rats, the hose is completely plugged up. Spend 10 minutes trying to find a stick long enough to reach the problem and then have to re-vacuum the house. Empty the dirt cup and DAMN!! there's a hole in my Walmart bag. At least I've gotten smart enough to do it outside but since I didn't put on my shoes I was standing on the front porch. Now where is that broom? It must be Monday.